Parkinglot Dick

I had parked my car and was standing next to it with the door open putting on a sweater before going into the store. A car came up while I was standing there and started pushing its way into the spot right next to me despite the fact that there were only a few other cars in the parking lot and tons of spaces. This person saw me standing there with my sweater half on and just HAD to park in that spot, almost hitting me. I shut the door of my car in order to prevent it from getting rammed into. Then I realized my keys were in my purse sitting on the seat and this asshole just made me lock myself out. Luckily I had a Hide-A-Key. It had been there for a while and I had to grub through a pretty good layer of dirt to get to it. Anyway, I finally got the key and while I was unlocking my door, I noticed that the assholes had left their window about 2\" down. So I spit my gum on their leather seat. That's the price for being a pisshole. Plus they left their dog in the car. So I figured they had it coming. I got back in my car and drove off. I hope someone sat on it right when it was at peak stickiness.

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anonymous Revenge April 10, 2010 at 12:00 am 0 0